Saturday 17 September 2022

Vote for Boris Song

Boris Badger's team have released a dreadful campaign song extolling his virtues:- There is a badger who walks amongst us Who can always raise a smile A clever badger in Badgertown With a unique political style A badger whose hair is long and foppish And with speech of astonishing flair When it comes to political know-how Boris knows the score With Boris about, lets kick Ken out Vote Boris for Mayor If Boris was Mayor of Badgertown He’d liven up public affairs We want him to win He has to win Because we all know he cares He helps us badgers to find more sets And is even kind to dwarfs With Boris about, lets kick Ken out Vote Boris for Mayor We’ve all been driven round the bend By boring Red Ken and his buses We just don’t know what good he has done Don’t vote Ken again With Boris about, lets kick Ken out Vote Boris for Mayor With Boris about, lets kick Ken out Vote Boris for Mayor I think that this campaign is truly reaching the depths now.

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